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Wednesday, May 4, 2022
Comics Review: "DIE!NAMITE Never Dies! Volume 3 #3"
DIE!NAMITE NEVER DIES! VOLUME 3 #3
DYNAMITE ENTERTAINMENT
STORY: Fred Van Lente
ART: Vincenzo Carratù and Jordi Perez
COLORS: Kike J. Diaz
LETTERS: Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou
EDITOR: Nate Cosby
COVER: Tony Fleecs
VARIANT COVER ARTISTS: Tony Fleecs; Leirix Li; Lucio Parrillo; Arthur Suydam; Gracie the Cosplay Lass and Jim Donnelly (cosplay)
32pp, Color, $3.99 U.S. (May 2022)
Rated Teen+
“Mars Needs (Monster) Women”
DIE!namite is a series of zombie apocalypse comics from Dynamite Entertainment that utilizes some of the publisher's most popular characters and licensed properties. The latest is DIE!namite Never Dies! It is written by Fred Van Lente; drawn by Vincenzo Carratu; colored by Kike J. Diaz; and lettered by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou. This time, Tarzan (John Clayton II, Viscount Greystoke) and Jane, his wife, join the cross-company zombie crossover.
As DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #3 (“Mars Needs (Monster) Women”) opens, Evil Sonja has an ethereal confrontation with Issus, the goddess of death of Barsoom (Mars). She is life eternal, and circumstances have allowed her to project her power to Jasoom (Earth), and she wants to conquer both worlds. Is this goddess right? Will Sonja and her sword maiden friends end up her slaves?
Back on Earth, Vampirella, Evil Sonja, Pantha, and Jane seemingly have no way in which to travel to Mars in order to save Jane's husband, Tarzan. Perhaps, Captain Future can change that, but everything with him has a price.
Meanwhile, back on Barsoom (Mars), Tarzan has joined Carthoris, Jedwar of Helium and son of John Carter and Dejah Thoris, and Thuvia, Princess of Jasoom. The group travels to the city of Morbus, seeking the help of the “Master Mind of Mars,” Ras Thavas, which doesn't go so well...
THE LOWDOWN: In July 2021, Dynamite Entertainment's marketing department began providing me with PDF review copies of some of their titles. One of them is DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #3. It is only the sixth DIE!namite comic that I have read, although I've known of the series since it first began.
I didn't have much to say about the first two issues of DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3. The series intrigues me, and I do like Tarzan. Now, I find that writer Fred Van Lente has presented his best work of the series, so far. There is a lot of humor here, which manages to give the shocking reveals a bit of extra edge, and the story moves briskly.
The art team of artist Vincenzo Carratu and Jordi Perez and colorist Kike J. Diaz are doing really good work depicting both sides of this sector of space. Carratu and Perez also capture the weirdness and humor of Van Lente's script with some solid storytelling. Diaz gives the story a quality that is ethereal, but still manages to capture the pulpy nature and origins of this series.
This third issue of DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 delivers on the first two issues' potential. I like this interplanetary fun, and I suspect some of you will, also, dear readers.
I READS YOU RECOMMENDS: Fans of DIE!namite will want DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3.
[This comic book includes “Dynamite Dispatch” May 2022, which features an interview with writer Jordan Clark.]
A-
Reviewed by Leroy Douresseaux a.k.a. "I Reads You"
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Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Comics Review: "DIE!NAMITE Never Dies! Volume 3 #2"
DIE!NAMITE NEVER DIES! VOLUME 3 #2
DYNAMITE ENTERTAINMENT
STORY: Fred Van Lente
ART: Vincenzo Carratù
COLORS: Kike J. Diaz
LETTERS: Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou
EDITOR: Nate Cosby
COVER: Tony Fleecs
VARIANT COVER ARTISTS: Tony Fleecs; Leirix Li; Marat Mychaels; Lucio Parrillo; Arthur Suydam; John Vasquesz; Gracie the Cosplay Lass (cosplay)
32pp, Color, $3.99 U.S. (April 2022)
Rated Teen+
“Lord Greystoke of Mars”
DIE!namite is a series of zombie apocalypse comics from Dynamite Entertainment that utilizes some of the publisher's most popular characters and licensed properties. The latest is DIE!namite Never Dies! It is written by Fred Van Lente; drawn by Vincenzo Carratu; colored by Kike J. Diaz; and lettered by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou. This time, Tarzan (John Clayton II, Viscount Greystoke) and Jane, his wife, join the cross-company zombie crossover.
DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #2 (“Lord Greystoke of Mars”) opens above the Earth. There, “Science Hero Tech” from Captain Future tries to stem zombies in orbit.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, Vampirella, Evil Sonja, Pantha, and Jane battle to save Tarzan and Jane's home, the Uziri National Forest, from zombies – both human and dinosaurs! So where is the Lord of the Jungle? He is off-world.
On Barsoom (Mars), Tarzan has joined Carthoris, Jedwar of Helium and son of John Carter and Dejah Thoris, and Thuvia, Princess of Earth (Jasoom), in a battle to save Helium from a zombie invasion.
THE LOWDOWN: In July 2021, Dynamite Entertainment's marketing department began providing me with PDF review copies of some of their titles. One of them is DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #2. It is only the fifth DIE!namite comic that I have read, although I've known of the series since it first began.
I didn't have much to say about DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #2. It was like any other issue in this series that I've read … except that there was Tarzan, and I am a fan of the character. For me, Tarzan brings something extra to the series.
Writer Fred Van Lente offered a first issue that intrigued me. With this second issue, he offers an issue that has me sold on this series. There are new characters, more subplots, another strange Martian city, and a dark secret in a jungle temple. The art team of artist Vincenzo Carratu and colorist Kike J. Diaz present some pretty art that is clear and invigorating storytelling.
After the first issue, I thought DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 had potential. This second issue really sells the series. Let's join the interplanetary fun.
I READS YOU RECOMMENDS: Fans of DIE!namite will want DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3.
[This comic book includes “Dynamite Dispatch,” which features an interview with writer Tom Sniegoski.]
B+
Reviewed by Leroy Douresseaux a.k.a. "I Reads You"
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Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Comics Review: "DIE!NAMITE Never Dies! Volume 3 #1" Welcomes Tarzan
DIE!NAMITE NEVER DIES! VOLUME 3 #1
DYNAMITE ENTERTAINMENT
STORY: Fred Van Lente
ART: Vincenzo Carratù
COLORS: Kike J. Diaz
LETTERS: Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou
EDITOR: Nate Cosby
COVER: Tony Fleecs
VARIANT COVER ARTISTS: Arthur Suydam; Lesley Leirix; Jamie Biggs; Lucio Parrillo; Gracie the Cosplay Lass (cosplay)
32pp, Color, $3.99 U.S. (March 2022)
Rated Teen+
DIE!namite is a series of zombie apocalypse comics from Dynamite Entertainment that utilizes some of the publisher's most popular characters and licensed properties. The latest is DIE!namite Never Dies! It is written by Fred Van Lente; drawn by Vincenzo Carratu; colored by Kike J. Diaz; and lettered by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou.
DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #1 opens in the Uziri National Forest, at the Kenya/Tanzania border, where a spacecraft of some type crashes. This is also the home of Tarzan (John Clayton II, Viscount Greystoke) and his Jane, his wife, and Korak, his infant son. Alerted to the crash, Tarzan soon encounters … “Zombie Dinosaurs!”
Meanwhile, Evil Sonja, Vampirella, and Pantha arrive and are on the hunt for vampires and zombies. So how does all this tie into Mars (Barsoom)?
THE LOWDOWN: In July 2021, Dynamite Entertainment's marketing department began providing me with PDF review copies of some of their titles. One of them is DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #1. It is only the fourth DIE!namite comic that I have read, although I've known of the series since it first began.
I don't have much to say about DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 #1, which is like any other issue in this series … except that there is Tarzan, and I am a fan of the character. I must admit that Tarzan brings something extra to the series.
Fred Van Lente offers a first issue that intrigues. The art team of artist Vincenzo Carratu and colorist Kike J. Diaz present some nice looking art and clear storytelling. So I think DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3 has potential, enough to make me come back for the second issue.
I READS YOU RECOMMENDS: Fans of DIE!namite will want DIE!namite Never Dies! Volume 3.
[This comic book includes “Dynamite Dispatch,” which features an interview with writer Fred Van Lente.]
Reviewed by Leroy Douresseaux a.k.a. "I Reads You"
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Thursday, December 30, 2021
Review: In "TARZAN, the Ape Man," Bo Derek Could Drive a Man Ape
TRASH IN MY EYE No. 74 of 2021 (No. 1812) by Leroy Douresseaux
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
Running time: 115 minutes (1 hour, 55 minutes)
MPAA – R
DIRECTOR: John Derek
WRITERS: Tom Rowe and Gary Goddard (based on characters created by Edgar Rice Burroughs)
PRODUCER: Bo Derek
CINEMATOGRAPHER: John Derek (photographed by)
EDITOR: James B. Ling
COMPOSER: Perry Botkin
FANTASY/ADVENTURE
Starring: Bo Derek, Richard Harris, Miles O'Keefe, John Phillip Law, Akushula Selayah, Maxime Philoe, Leonard Bailey, and Steve Strong
[I am working my way through the films that I first saw in a movie theater for which I have not previously written a movie review. The first time I saw a movie in an in-door theater (as opposed to a drive-in cinema) was in 1980 – likely The Empire Strikes Back. However, I am starting this process in the year 1981, and it turns out that there are only two movies left from that year that I saw in a theater for I which I have never written a formal review. Tarzan, the Ape Man is one of them.]
Tarzan, the Ape Man is a 1981 fantasy-adventure film and Tarzan movie directed by John Derek. The film is loosely based on the 1912 novel, Tarzan of the Apes, by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Tarzan, the Ape Man is told from the point of view of Jane Parker, who meets Tarzan while on an African expedition with her estranged father.
In 1910, Jane Parker (Bo Derek) arrives in West Africa. She is looking for passage deep into the jungle where she hopes to find her long estranged father, James Parker (Richard Harris), whom she has never met. When she does arrive at “Parker's camp,” she discovers that James Parker is the typical “great white hunter,” loud and boastful, full of songs and stories.
James is searching for the legendary “elephants' graveyard,” which is also known as the “escarpment.” James reluctantly allows Jane to accompany him and his photographer, Harry Holt (John Phillip Law), on the expedition. During the journey they also hear the call of Tarzan, the mythical “white ape.” James declares that he will kill this Tarzan and have him mounted as a trophy, but James does not realize that he is also being hunted. Meanwhile, Jane finds herself captured by Tarzan (Miles O'Keefe), but she is as fascinated by him as she fears him.
Film critics generally panned Tarzan, the Ape Man upon its initial release to movie theaters. Some called it “one of the worst movies ever made” or “the worst movie ever.” It is certainly not highly considered among the decades of feature films based on the Tarzan character. However, the late Pulitzer Prize-winning film critic, Roger Ebert, was correct when he wrote that Tarzan, the Ape Man has a certain charm or disarming charm, although it is ridiculous in many ways.
I saw it as a 15-year-old in a local theater four decades ago, and I liked it then, although I was not crazy about it. The reason I saw the film was because of Bo Derek, and I wanted to see her have sex on screen. That did not happen, but there was a lot of sexual playfulness, some of which I can say, as an adult, has a wrongness to it. I did not think that at the time; I just wanted as much Bo Derek as I could get, especially nude Bo Derek.
Watching it 40 years later and for the first time since then, I can say that I appreciate Bo Derek even more. When this film was made and screened, she was in her mid-20, and Derek in her 20s was at the height of her powers, in terms of her looks, her body, and her sexual appeal. Then and now, some women (and men) would sell their souls to have a her lithe, sexy body and those perfectly plump breasts. I don't think I lusted for her as a teen as much as I did this time around. I thought I would have a heart attack when, as Jane Parker, she emerged from the water in a white gown turned see-through when it got wet. As Booger says in Revenge of the Nerds: We got bush!
Bo Derek's husband, the late John Derek, made four films featuring his wife: Fantasies and Tarzan, the Ape Man, both released in 1981; Bolero, released in 1984; and Ghosts Can't Do It, released in 1989. Other than this Tarzan film, the only other one I saw was Bolero, which was, quite frankly, terrible.
Tarzan, the Ape Man is certainly a Bo Derek film, but a few other actors manage to stand out. Richard Harris, in some ways, saves the film by giving a mad, over-the-top performance in order to create Jane's father, James Parker. John Phillip Law as the photographer Harry Holt is good; Law certainly makes obvious Holt's naked lust for Jane Parker.
Miles O'Keefe was not the first choice to play Tarzan in this film, but he was intended to be the stunt double for the actor that would take the role. Well, the actor who was to play Tarzan was fired or quit the film, and I don't know his identity. O'Keefe stepped in to play Tarzan, and at that time, his body was the perfect male equivalent of Bo Derek's. Lean, sinewy, muscular, and possessing perfectly sculpted abs, O'Keefe was an eye-appealing Tarzan, even if he was a really odd one.
If I remember correctly, the estate of Tarzan's creator, Edgar Rice Burroughs, was not pleased with this film, which made significant changes to the source material. For instance, Jane Parker is really Jane Porter in the books, and her father is the professor, Archimedes Q. Porter, and not James Parker, the great white hunter. Still, I hope that Tarzan, the Ape Man is not completely forgotten. Future generations of men and teen boys should be able to partake of the opportunity that this film gives them to appreciate what, for a time, was one of American cinema's most beautiful women. I plan to partake of that opportunity, again...
6 of 10
B
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